While playing on the back nine, a woman’s ball soared towards a bystander. She watched and winced as she saw him put his hands together between his legs, fall to the ground, and scream out in pain.
The woman hurried over, informed the man that she was a doctor, and offered to relieve his discomfort, to which he hesitantly agreed.
She moved his hands aside, unzipped his pants, and massaged him for a few minutes before asking, “How does it feel?”
The man replied, “It feels wonderful, but I still think my thumb is broken.”